Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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