Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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