There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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