found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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