it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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