Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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