so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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