That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
