Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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