Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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