big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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