Why are handjobs necessary in class?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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