Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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