If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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