i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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