Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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