standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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