she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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