The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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