I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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