franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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