One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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