i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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