So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Is Oprah even human
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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