You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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