We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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