I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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