my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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