Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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