I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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