Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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