Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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