Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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