# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize