508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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