I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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