Jerry, you need to find god
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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