I can tuck mytits in my pants
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The power of my boobs compel you
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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