There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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