okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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