Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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