By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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