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I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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