so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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