New low: just hacked my moms facebook
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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