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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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