i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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