we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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