oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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