Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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