Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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