i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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