After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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