Christians are straight up FREAKS
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
