So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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