I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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