we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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