During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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