I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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